In what can only be described as the strangest story of the month, a Black Desert Online player has written a short erotic story in order to escape a ban.
The mods of the online game caught player Kimochi repeatedly griefing a gang of roleplayers, but instead of banning him, they opted to offer him a chance at rehabilitation.
Lead gamemaster Rhotaaz stepped in to address Kimochi with the charges held against him – he decreed that Kimochi could escape a ban if he joined in with the roleplaying he so despised and wrote a 501 word piece describing the backstory of his character.
You have to hand it to Rhotaaz – he has a solid sense of poetic justice. Of course, Kimochi was aware that the Black Desert Online mods can be ruthless with bans, so he decided to oblige and write the story… with a twist.
Kimochi’s backstory was essentially a 501 word piece of erotic fiction, so uncomfortable and strange that it was swiftly deleted by the moderators, though it survives on Reddit.
Escape!’ she thought to herself frantically. But it was too late. She counted them, seven, eight, nine… their numbers too many to determine at a glance. Her fear shifted to debilitating hopelessness in an instant upon realizing her fate was sealed. The largest of the cyclopes reached down gripping her waist with one giant, brutish hand. He lifted her off her feet. The cyclops accessed every inch of her naked body as if a beast preparing to devour her. Its gruesome eye lingered at her supple breasts, but then lowered. His insatiable gaze yielded for a moment, replaced with temporary confusion. Where Kimochi’s womanhood should be, something additional was present. Tiny at this current moment due to her fear, but quite discernible nonetheless.
You can read the rest on Reddit if you’re really that curious, but be aware that it gets even weirder. Still, the mods acknowledged that he had done as asked, and Kimochi avoided the ban.
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